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    10 Books I Probably Won't Read To My Kids

    Check out these ten books that I found on Amazon. I do not think I will read or review them for my blog...but I bet they are funny as hell.

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    Hmmm...should I get my son this one or a Cars coloring book?

    2. Shitty Mom Parenting Guide

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    Well...at least she isn't holding a beer can!

    3. Images You Should Not Masturbate To

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    I'm dying to know what the images are!

    4. Knitting With Dog Hair

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    I'm going to empty my vacuum right now!

    5. How to really screw up your kids....finally a guide!

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    I wrote this book ; )

    6. Ouch!

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    7. Where was this book when I was learning to breast feed?

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    8. New book on potty training?

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    9. Living large....

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    10. Crack is Whack!

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