I don’t know why I laughed so hard at Timmy Turner. I could definitely see it.

No, just no. Mayonnaise is the shit, and that mayo they put on fries tastes so different! It’s good, but its not the same.

I’m most definitely #20. And i NEVER share.

Good ‘ol Pennsyltucky…ruining it for everyone else in the state.

I have a Deathly Hallows tattoo! Except mine says, “Until the very end” circling it.

My top expenses in order: food, coffee, books.

“Marcus offers him the knife.”
- Divergent, Veronica Roth

Why are half of these about what she’s wearing ?

#5 :D

Why does it seem like Asian plastic surgeons are wayyyy better than American ones?

What does her being an “American citizen” have to do with it? Is that supposed to help?

I cannot deal with #14…

Professor Snuggly von Scooper :)

Love this! I don’t have any of these YET, but I do have a Deathly Hallows tattoo :)

I live in Philly and it’s so weird to think that more rural parts of Pennsylvania are so backwards.

THIS. I especially hate when people ask when I’m going to “get my hair done”. Eff off :P

Linda was his second wife.

That one gif in the limo is from Laguna Beach season one. And I’m not even ashamed that I know that!

Though the Harry Potter proposal is cute, it kinda sorta makes me cringe. Destroyed books make me sad :(

Billie Joe?