No. Just. No. He didn’t “screw up.” My “expectations” of anyone, especially public figures, is that they act honourably and set an example for us common folk. Lance Armstrong ruined people’s lives, put into question the future of professional cycling/cyclists and jeopardized a successful cancer charity and He was/is a bully whose apology (if you can even call it that) comes too little and way too late.

Just setting the record straight here: Gosling’s beard is not a good beard. But That Man would look good with bits of cat hair taped to his face, so it doesn’t matter.

No. 4: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Could they not have named it something other than Mango Mockalada? Bleh!

Those asshole slugs aren’t getting my beer.