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    14 Things "New Girl" Taught Me About Drinking

    Alcohol: Man's liquid courage and worst nightmare.

    1. Everyone has a signature drink that brings out their alter ego.

    2. There is a thing called bad bartenders.

    3. Alcohol does not help people dance.

    4. Drinking is acceptable on any day...

    5. ...and at any time.

    6. Rules for drinking games are complicated. Looking at you, True American.

    7. There's always that one person that complains about the game.

    8. People who refuse to admit that they're drunk are HILARIOUS.

    9. Sometimes cheap wine is all you need to have a good time.

    10. We all have this friend.

    11. Sober buddies are basically angels.

    12. Bragging about last night is fine. Sometimes.

    13. There's a reason why alcohol is known as "liquid courage."

    14. And finally, sometimes drinking can be a very bad thing.