14 Limericks For The Socially Awkward Moments In Your Life

Derp.

1. Get out! It’s a trap!

2. Shit, how do I know you?

3. I didn’t mean to hit on you. Sorry.

4. I’m a freakin’ anti-party animal.

5. Chivalry is dead. I killed it dead.

6. Damn, no love.

7. Don’t quit your day job.

8. Excuse me, I have a prior appointment.

10. I’m gonna stay in this stall until I hear them leave.

11. Hit me with your pet shark! Why don’t you hit me with you pet shark?

12. Hi, uh, never mind.

Miramax

13. Look away, look away.

14. We totally meant to do that.

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