2. Leona Lewis admitted she likes to get wasted and trash hotel rooms.
Ahh… actually, no she doesn’t.
Haha talk about taking a joke out of context! Excuse me while I throw my hotel television out the window
4. Kate Middleton also went food shopping.
7. Michael Jordan DIDN’T sell his home.
The Media Blog
BREAKING #NOTNEWS: Man puts house on the market. But it doesn’t sell…
8. Victoria Beckham smiled.
9. Michael Jackson’s ghost said his death was an accident. Okay then.
10. Jimmy Carr was spoonfed some lunch.
11. Myleene Klass was sent a baby-shaped cake.
12. Simon Cowell spoke to The X Factor winner.
Jonathan C Hinton
Sam Bailey spoke to Simon Cowell for the 1st time #NotNews
13. Some knickers were hung on Charlie Hunnam’s door.
14. Gregg Wallace is spending time with his family this Christmas.
Thanks to the Daily Telegraph for making whatever this is “news” (via @TheMichaelMoran)