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    Sandra Bullock Just Turned 51, Proves She's Immortal

    And if so is she human?

    On Sunday Sandra Bullock APPARENTLY turned 51.

    Which calls for one reaction and one reaction only.

    We have a conspiracy theory: She's not really 51 but is in fact immortal. Let's examine the evidence.

    This is Sandra Bullock.

    This is Sandra Bullock.

    This is Sandra Bullock.

    This is Sandra Bullock.

    This is Sandra Bullock.

    This is Sandra Bullock.

    This is Sandra Bullock.

    This is Sandra Bullock.

    This is Sandra Bullock.

    And this is Sandra Bullock.

    Conclusion: She is immortal.