1. Kylie Minogue played a secret gig in London last night.
2. In fact, it was at the top of east London pub The Old Blue Last.
3. Which is fitting, as her latest single’s called “Into The Blue”.
4. And it was the most Kylie evening EVER.
5. There were Kylie balloons.
6. And Kylie fans.
7. Extreme Kylie fans.
8. Even Kylie fans taking pictures of Kylie balloons. It was a Kylie-tastic evening.
9. Not only was there Kylie karaoke.
10. With the fabulous Jonny Woo.
11. But Kylie bingo!
12. And a Kylie photobooth.
13. Which Kylie stepped inside.
14. And there were Kylie pictures everywhere.
15. But most importantly she got up on stage to sing.
16. With a very flashy stage set up.
17. First came “Can’t Get You Out of My Head”.
18. Before she debuted single “Les Sex” off her new album, “Kiss Me Once”.
19. And it was very Les Sex.
20. Before finishing off with “Into The Blue”, which she performed live for the first time. <3
21. And it’s safe to say the crowd liked it.
22. But then came the real treat, when she danced on a stool while singing “Locomotion” during Kylie karaoke afterwards.
23. Then it was all over and she left, looking as perfect as Kylie ever could.
24. While some fans got a bit over excited and were seen leaving with memorabilia.
We’ve all done it! But he was drunk so have pixellated said man’s face. That would have been one interesting bus ride home through Shoreditch!