James Blunt has won the internet thanks to his Twitter account. In fact he OWNS his haters.
1. For example this is how he reacts when people slate him.
James Blunt gets on my tits.
2. He's full of sexual innuendos.
3. And finds humour in everything.
I have this dire need to listen to James Blunt when I'm menstruating.
4. He sometimes goes for the forward approach.
Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?
5. And unleashes many a confession.
James Blunt is my guilty pleasure
6. Even with sensible questions he can't help himself.
@JamesBlunt Who do you look up to in the music world?
7. And even genuine fans aren't safe from his comebacks.
8. He has words of advice.
@JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle
9. And don't even get him started on grammar.
@JamesBlunt Your an ignorant CUNT!
10. He handles it all like a pro.
11. To hilarious effect.
12. Because haters gonna hate.
Have successfully managed to avoid James blunt's new song.Until a moment ago.Bonfire heart is truly awful. back to the army i say.
13. And he knows this.
I want to kick James Blunt... repeatedly ... I dont know why
14. Ed Sheeran knows this.
15. He's quick to respond to anything involving his package.
Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on
16. Even when the tweets are in another language.
17. And he's never short of mum jokes.
18. Like so.
19. And yes, he spends his time searching for his name on Twitter.
@emmaogilvie_ @JamesBlunt he must have a sad life, must just search his name into twitter and wait to reply to stuff like that!
20. But he doesn't care and we thank him for it.
21. Because he's a Twitter hero.
why have I got James Blunt stuck in my head this morning
22. With a sharp tongue.
23. And perfect wit.
24. Who will always, always have the last laugh.
