1.
You're always in bed before 10
2.
You take grammar very seriously
3.
You carry snacks with you everywhere
5.
You never even drank beer, you just went straight to wine.
6.
You never go anywhere without a jacket or sweater
7.
You have more animal friends than you do people friends
8.
You try to be hip but like...
9.
You own a snuggie...and it's not a joke.
10.
You're always offering everyone germ-X
11.
A typical Friday night looks like this
13.
Clorox and Windex are part of your daily routine
14.
On the off-chance you do go out, your friends can always count on you to get them home safely
15.
Your eyesight and hearing are going bad
17.
You wore high-waisted pants before they were cool
18.
You have every Hall & Oates song on your iPod
19.
You're really out of the loop when it comes to slang
20.
Scented candles, are like, your jam