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Not only did the VMars reboot do Logan dirty, but it really took a sharp turn away from all the reasons the series was enjoyable in the first place. Nobody WANTED another hardboiled loner being a dick to everybody all the time; Veronica's appeal was that she was always barely hiding… Read More

I watched every single episode of Pretty Little Liars, as it aired, from the pilot straight to that joke of a finale. I spent almost every single second hating it, yelling at the screen, bitching about how stupid every single character was, screaming angrily every time there was a… Read More

Listen. You wanna blow off Midnight in Salem? Fine. I will be sad but fine. But you come after Stay Tuned for Danger with this level of disrespect, we shall have WORDS.

Possibly controversial opinion(?) but 'Bohemian Rhapsody' was a sloppy mess that would never have got the praise it did were it not for the Live Aid sequence. It was two hours of bad editing and biphobia, and then suddenly they hit us with this full-throttle Surround Sound thrill… Read More

I WILL DIE SALTY ABOUT 'AS TOLD BY GINGER' GETTING THE AXE AFTER 3 EXCELLENT SEASONS AND NO CANCELLATION HAS EVER COME CLOSE TO THAT RAGE.

Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose is one of the greatest comedic performances in the history of television. Every moment is gold, but "FOLD??? IN??? THE CHEESE???" jumps to mind first. I also feel special credit is owed to Ron Swanson, who carried Parks and Rec through a painfully awkward… Read More

I will fake a phone call to a "roommate" and be really loud and obnoxious as I tell them where exactly I am and when I should be home. Even if whoever's creeping me out doesn't believe I'm really on the phone with someone who might notice if I vanished, I've drawn attention from others… Read More

Gotta go with my boy Jim Halpert deciding to buy his parents' house for him and Pam without talking to her about it AT ALL, and Pam just being like 'I love it!' Bruh. You can't stick someone with a MORTGAGE and a NEW ADDRESS without even so much as a quick chat beforehand. Especially… Read More

I once had to see a neurologist to analyze a spasm in my face. As part of the routine, he asked me to walk down the hall like I was on a tightrope, and then walk back. I did. And he then ROLLED HIS EYES at me and said "I said *walk* not *perform,* you little diva." I have one leg… Read More

Maybe a weird choice, but nobody could've done what John Goodman did for Fred Flinstone. There's honoring a character, and then there's making a character more likeable than they used to be. 10/10, made that movie what it was.