How Not To Win An Alt Modelling Comp

Attitude Clothing are currently running a modelling competition with the categories Punk & Gothic, Street & Skate, and Pin Up & Rockabilly. All entrants have to do is submit their picture and once it gets posted on Facebook they must rack up the most ‘likes’ to win. Here’s how not to win…

If it was modelling torso-less clothing then this might work. Also, if you’re going to use a mirror and flash at least hold the camera away from your face.

With only 15 votes, boobs obviously aren’t the winning solution.

Too much flash/over-exposure, very common problem for these silly goths.

*nose-less people may not apply.

I know they’re looking for a clothes hanger, but surely they could replace this one with an actual hanger and put a wig on top ?

The tree has more of a chance here.

20 shares and a threat from the mother-in-law still only gets this up to 27 votes.

Posing in a public restroom, and looking like a ten year old in latex…next!

At least give some indication of your actual appearance.

Have hair in the right places.

A little effort wouldn’t hurt.

At least look ‘alternative’.

Although I’d like to see this win, somehow I don’t think so.

Mouth-less people may not apply either.

Being in focus would help, a little.

Avoid the typical Douche Bag look.

WINNER! (Please note this is not to be taken seriously. You’ve opted to have your image available to the public and are therefore obliged to be mocked)

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