8 Reasons Why You Never Want Barack Obama To Get Angry

Obama usually keeps his cool for the television, but I wouldn't make him angry if I were you. Key & Peele know how to decipher what Obama is really trying to say. Just hire an anger translator! Catch their new sketch series Key & Peele Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.

He killed Osama Bin Laden.

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Take that as a warning.

He can bench press 200 pounds.

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So he could probably do some damage to you.

He has access to the red button.

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I don't know what the red button does. But it's probably CRAZY.

He killed Somali pirates.

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What can't this man do?

His favorite character from "The Wire" is Omar Little.

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That says a lot about Obama.

He knows the right people.

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(You don't want to mess with these people.)

He might be a Jedi Knight.

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Just look at him wield that light saber.

And if you still aren't convinced...

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