25 Nerdy Gifts For English Majors

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    1. Enfield Tennis Academy shirt - $35.59

    2. Murakami bingo poster - $15

    3. Collection of comics drawn by Flannery O'Connor - $22.99

    4. Book cover cupcakes from Victoria's Kitchen in West London

    5. Foucault and Giddens action figures - $14.99

    6. Misc. author dolls - $40 each

    7. Kafka-inspired earrings - $14

    8. A purse made to look like a leatherbound Jane Austen anthology - $58

    9. Misc. "I <3 Theodor Adorno" schwag

    10. Westish College shirt from Chad Harbach's "The Art of Fielding" - $12.99

    11. Poet day jobs poster - $15

    12. The Paris Review beach towel - $20

    13. Original contributor illustrations from The Believer magazine - $100-$200

    14. Misc. literary theory trading cards - $14.99

    15. 50 (literal) Shades of Grey - $18.10

    16. Gatsby wall decal - $18.55

    17. Sticker pack from Cat & Girl Comics - $8

    18. Sartre-themed people repellent shirt - $26.59

    19. The Great Penguin Bookchase board game - £41.21

    20. Bartleby tote bag from Melville House - $14

    21. Book cover cigarette tins - £8.81 each

    22. Pushcart Prize nominee shirt - $28.99

    23. Quarterly Co. - $25-50 per issue

    24. Trystero Coffee - $15/bag

    25. Wuthering Heights scented candles - £30