1. What villainy looks like to Don Bluth’s animation studio:
Fats lips, crooked dentistry, ashen complexion.
2. Disney: horrible people love arching their thin, effeminate painted eyebrows.
3. Moby lookalike pageant or DreamWorks evil nerd?
4. Gotta watch out for those ambitious gingers.
5. Never trust a dude with a froofy red hat.
Especially if he has a thin mustache.
6. Only heroes arch their brows with boyish ‘tude. Villains smirk and lord over us with their creepy eloquence.
7. Mix and match these features and you have yourself a mondo evil dude/dudette:
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