1. Holding up the whole table for food photos.
2. Correcting other people's pronunciation of foreign cuisine.
"It's, um, pronounced cccccccrêpe?" [Phlegmy throat noises]
3. Writing Yelp reviews with world-travel humblebrags.
4. Captioning every Facebook food photo with this:
5. Judging restaurants by their trendiness.
6. Insisting that everyone goes to the sketchy, 'authentic' ethnic restaurant.
7. Facebook check-ins at expensive restaurants.
8. Insisting on dragging poorer friends to up-market eateries.
9. Ordering for the whole table without asking others.
10. Summer #LobsterRolls on Instagram
11. Foodie O-faces. Folks who PDA their brioche rolls.
12. Having loud pro/anti-vegan opinions.
13. Assuming gluten-free diet is just a fad.
14. Bandwagonning on food trends.
15. Using the f-word to describe themselves.
16. Bravely snarking on Olive Garden/Red Lobster/Applebee's.
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Next you're gonna bravely inform me that you don't listen to Nickelback or something.