3. Yuo cnanot raed human wrds. Whadda heck is a walf???
5. You know wolves are just dogs who don’t give a fuck.
6. You are mega-rude and look like you enjoy Nine Inch Nails.
7. You’re too badass to suffer compliments.
11. Republicans want to shoot you.
17. If punk and metal and gave birth to a skateboard, that’d be you. You kickflip over your fans and don’t sign autographs.
18. You are a team-player and results-driven go-getter in the ever-changing dog-eat-dog world of business.
19. Sometimes you bite your own goddang tail.
20. Sometimes you grace the gun-flesh of bros.
21. Sometimes you howl for a goddang Frappacino.
22. Sometimes a shirt with your face on it gets people laid.
25. These memes are acceptable.
27. DeviantArt hobbyists fetishize your culture. Rude.
28. Teens want to be you.
29. Unacceptable. Wolves do not smoke the marijuanas. Wolves are against crimes and drugs.
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›