Tip #1: Eat hecka salad.
Tip #2: mix a perfect martini.
Tip #3: know your types of punks.
Tip #4:
Tip #5: say ＣＵＲＳＥ ＷＯＲＤＳ:
Tip #6: look cool while checking your 401k.
Tip #7: YOLO like a pro:
Tip #8: do laundry the punk way.
Tip #9: learn skate tricks.
Tip #10: choose the right bank.
Tip #7: LIVE LIFE WITHOUT SAFE SEARCH ON.
Tip #12: have kids that rebel by being totally not punk.
