1. Otters: the sassy broletariat of the animal kingdom.
3. They never hang up in the grocery checkout line.
4. You will otterly regret inviting them to your house.
9. Nor the cup-stacking game you invite them to play.
11. Tell them about your awful day. See if they care.
15. Get into any argument with them and they’re like:
- Planned Parenthood officials said they believed Friday's shooting at a Colorado Springs clinic was motivated by opposition to abortion. ›
- World leaders will meet in Paris starting Monday to discuss a potential global climate change agreement. ›
- "Victor Frankenstein" joined the ranks of 2015 films that opened in more than 2,000 North American theaters, but earned less than $4 million on opening weekend. ›