House Of Chards: A Kevin Spacey Drama About Salad Lunches

    Someone please open this salad bar.

    What if we made TV shows about healthy lunch instead of violent political revenge?

    House of Chards: great name for a salad bar. Someone please open this.

    "Let's go to House of Chards for lunch. Stuff our face-holes with leafy greens. Put some fiber in the good old roughage bin."

    "I just had lunch 20 minutes ago. Now I'm hungry again."