4. No one out-cutes me on my watch.
8. Do not unleash your passion-creativities at Full Sail University, elephant.
9. This is for knocking over all our cups, cat.
(Cat remains unrepentant; does not understand middle fingers.)
17. Bat [shrieking in ultrasound]: “Your mother prefers Bud Lime to Bud Regular.”
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- President Obama will unveil a plan that is considered to be "the strongest action ever taken" in the U.S. to combat climate change.
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