Lorde is not the only one who knows the pain of not being royal.
3. Littlefinger from Game of Thrones tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end he’ll never be a royal.
10. Iceberg lettuce. This old ball of iceberg lettuce will never be a royal.
11. Robinson Cano will never be Kansas City Royal.
13. Every pronoun other than the royal “we.”
Life’s not fair.
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