2. This situation is worse than death:
3. Every hug is a lottery for calamity:
4. Every pissed off stranger lingers with you for days.
5. You run the faucet whenever you visit the bathroom at a friend’s house.
6. You constantly wonder if your favorite people are just tolerating you.
7. You dread having to push past people at concerts.
10. You assume every passive-aggressive Facebook status is about some shitty thing you’ve done.
11. Whenever you can’t remember someone’s name:
12. This is a nightmare:
You’ve developed extreme diplomacy to avoid this. But still, you screw up.