The premise: An alien infiltrates Tokyo disguised as Tommy Lee Jones. Totally worth watching all of them here:
3. Andy Warhol stood catatonically, shouting the names of colors in Japanese while light jazz played.
4. Arnold Schwarzenegger slithered out of this woman’s head as an energy drinks genie.
Gov. Arnold of California:
6. Sylvester Stallone stared solemnly as a bouquet of dicks* erupt into the disgusting sky.
*Sausages. Gourmet sausages.
8. Bruce Willis, stiffener of a limp football team.
Eneos is actually an oil company, so that orange nozzle makes slightly more sense.