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Rattail? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Rocking the Kylie Jenner lips before they even existed? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Wearing a paper bag on his head? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Wearing a boot cast with a suit? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Shaving for a movie premier? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Wearing clothes that fit? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Faking a smile? Shia dosen't give a fuck.
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Having to be at ANOTHER movie premier he doesn't want to be at? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Conforming to society's clothing standards? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Wearing pink tights for charity? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Walking around in another pair of meggings, while his girlfriend has on a regular outfit? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
12.
Working out on the street? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Or even stretching on the street? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Canoodling with Megan Fox in front of the world? Shia gives no fucks.
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Manically grinning, while smoking a cigarette, and trying to avoid Carey Mulligan? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Casually riding down the escalator while his girlfriend can't keep her hands off of him? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Not showering, being physically dirty, and carrying a bag of ice? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Choosing to read a book while dozens of photographers take his picture? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Rocking extremely ripped jorts? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Walking around his neighborhood shirtless, just because? Shia doesn't give a fuck.
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Carrying around a gallon of water instead of a "regular sized" water bottle? Shia really gives zero fucks.
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Being physically capable of holding back distain? Shia gave no fucks.
Never change, Shia. Never change.