1.When it comes to our friend down there, it’s not always about how it looks when he’s resting but instead more so about how he functions when there’s a call to action.
2.It's not impressively big when you don't need it, but more than adequate when you do.
3.And you REALLY know how to use the element of surprise to your advantage.
4.It's a struggle when you wear sweatpants and aren't half-way excited.
5.But, wearing skinny jeans is NOT a problem, at all.
6.Getting excited in public isn't really that big of a deal.
7.Forget about having a buldge.
8.Crossing your legs doesn't involve strategic movements and reshuffling.
9.But, you always get self-conscious at the urinal...
10.And forget about showering at the gym.
11.The first time you go to sexy-town with a new partner you get self-conscious...that is until the moment of revelation comes.
12.You have to also be strategic with heavy alcohol consumption otherwise your friend downstairs won't wake up at all.
13.Grinding at the club can get a little...complicated and sometimes downright embarassing.
14.Sometimes you have to tap them on the shoulder to let them know you're still there.
15.Many partners enjoy seeing the transformation. It's like a nice surprise.
16.When you're having some alone time, you marvel at the wonder at which your little guy grows.
17.But at the end of the day, all growers and not showers know that they've got the best of both worlds because they can keep that guy down there under control.
