All of these don't really sound like something a kid would say…

this is really funny but I doubt this is real. :( unfortunately.

I have a feeling Ricky is related to Jeremy Clarkson in some way….

uhhh….were these kids from the bible belt???

fake fake fake.

I'd actually believe this is real. Sometimes it shocks me just how much kids know, but then they something like 'you have to marry the first person you kiss.' Cute!

Oh shut up, dudes. This is adorable and I want to believe it's real. I WANT TO BELIEVE.

For guys, u whore it up well into your mid 30s then when all the extraneous vagina in your tri state area is used up u go to a church get “saved” and then the first innnocent young girl who knows nothing about your past to knock up and marry to make your momma proud. Wait that's just what happened go me

Not sure if fake or if it's just trendy to hate everything. Oh, right, it doesn't matter if it's fake. Where's the Funny In Spite of Haters button?

Freddy is my spirit animal

Pam, you golddigging BITCH.

written by kids [who are actually assholes/adults]

If this were real, all it would prove to me is that a lot of kids are indoctrinated with sexist and traditional ideas about relationships from a very early age.

Fake. can we please find something thats supposed to be written by kids thats not written by an adult!?

“Written By Kids [who are actually adults]”