1. Fateful Findings is a paranormal thriller where a computer hacker exposes worldwide secrets.
We know that because it says so right on the poster.
2. Here: watch the trailer.
3. Breen plays a writer with mild magical powers who gets hit by car in his very first scene.
4. But that doesn’t dampen his love life.
5. He’s also been up to other things besides writing…
8. Hacking secrets, it turns out, is very stressful.
9. Which leads to a lot of soul-searching.
10. And perhaps the greatest line of the movie.
11. He then pulls an Edward Snowden and goes public.
OKAY. YOU’VE BEEN HACKING. WE GET IT.
12. The government, predictably, does not take it well.
Confused? Trust us - the actual movie makes even less sense.