Cracked.com already did this, and they did it better.

Skinny jean on pregnant women look quite terrible. And no one looks good in a cape or jumpsuit.

So wait, you can’t spell Sally Jesse right?

Oh Radio Shack, my view of you will never improve. Least female friendly company I have ever worked for.

Buzzfeed seems awfully lonely lately. That being said, backyard bbq wedding ftw. Formal was never my thing

I was a dresden dolls fan, hard not to be coming from Boston, but bitch has really went off the tracks. What a waste…

We’re still obsessed with phones. You don’t want to know how many cases I own for mine

Go up and punch the guy in the face, when he whines, tell him his sign provoked it, he deserved because the sign he held. It would take him quite a long time to figure out how that relates, and that would be awesome.

They’re not even hot. The one with the Tim Curry as It tattoo is scary as fuck

Time of your life by green day needs to be retired. Welcome to the graduation song of 2000-2004