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Posted on Dec 4, 2013

The 10 Most Outrageous Patrice Wilson Videos Of All Time

The "mastermind" behind hits such as Friday and Chinese Food has other songs and artists too! Here are the cream of the crop from his Youtube channel...

by kendallbutton

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The only commercial of all the videos, #FANIUM is an actual app available for purchase on iTunes! It's also one of the only videos that doesn't have a kid as a lead. Clearly a fantasy football app is the perfect chick magnet, thanks Patrice! While the video is ridiculous, it lacks the wackiness required for a higher ranking...although they do make some poor middle school kids cry. — The only commercial of all the videos, #FANIUM is an actual app available for purchase on iTunes! It's also one of the only videos that doesn't have a kid as a lead. Clearly a fantasy football app is the perfect chick magnet, thanks Patrice! While the video is ridiculous, it lacks the wackiness required for a higher ranking...although they do make some poor middle school kids cry.

The only commercial of all the videos, #FANIUM is an actual app available for purchase on iTunes! It's also one of the only videos that doesn't have a kid as a lead. Clearly a fantasy football app is the perfect chick magnet, thanks Patrice! While the video is ridiculous, it lacks the wackiness required for a higher ranking...although they do make some poor middle school kids cry.

Griffin appears to have a crowd of teenage cougars smitten with his 10-year-old rockstar status...

Griffin appears to have a crowd of teenage cougars smitten with his 10-year-old rockstar status...

If I had to guess, I'd say the Queen of England probably doesn't listen to Ark music. I'm all for the British invasion (Helllooo 1D) but when Patrice tries to cash in on it, it makes me Hysterical. I feel your pain girl. Although, props for the dancing Ellie- it saved you from a higher ranking! — If I had to guess, I'd say the Queen of England probably doesn't listen to Ark music. I'm all for the British invasion (Helllooo 1D) but when Patrice tries to cash in on it, it makes me Hysterical. I feel your pain girl. Although, props for the dancing Ellie- it saved you from a higher ranking!

If I had to guess, I'd say the Queen of England probably doesn't listen to Ark music. I'm all for the British invasion (Helllooo 1D) but when Patrice tries to cash in on it, it makes me Hysterical. I feel your pain girl. Although, props for the dancing Ellie- it saved you from a higher ranking!

Oh Asterino girls this is a hot mess. The vocal/rapping talent (like most Patrice productions) is questionable and the producer/pimp guy serves no purpose whatsoever. Also, pretty sure throwing a bunny in the air like that is animal cruelty.

Oh Asterino girls this is a hot mess. The vocal/rapping talent (like most Patrice productions) is questionable and the producer/pimp guy serves no purpose whatsoever. Also, pretty sure throwing a bunny in the air like that is animal cruelty.

In this prequel to Friday, Patrice himself addresses all the haters. So many people insult Patrice that it seems more like a documentary than a music video. But Patrice is h-a-p-p-y with what he's doing and shows no plans of slowing down soon...

In this prequel to Friday, Patrice himself addresses all the haters. So many people insult Patrice that it seems more like a documentary than a music video. But Patrice is h-a-p-p-y with what he's doing and shows no plans of slowing down soon...

Before our girl Alison Gold went solo she was part of a duo! Where's Stacey these days? Some kid with a fake mustache poses as a pretty shady "candy dealer" and other kids are coming from all around the block for their Pixy-Stix fix! Alison and Stacy also experiment with some brown paper bagged Arizona tea. Hugs not drugs Alison!

Before our girl Alison Gold went solo she was part of a duo! Where's Stacey these days? Some kid with a fake mustache poses as a pretty shady "candy dealer" and other kids are coming from all around the block for their Pixy-Stix fix! Alison and Stacy also experiment with some brown paper bagged Arizona tea. Hugs not drugs Alison!

Our girl Alison is back, this time to pursue a solo career! Alison parties with a panda Patrice (Where are the adults during these videos?!) and praises wonton soup. The subtitles change languages about every measure and I wouldn't be surprised if Patrice revealed it was Google translate.

Our girl Alison is back, this time to pursue a solo career! Alison parties with a panda Patrice (Where are the adults during these videos?!) and praises wonton soup. The subtitles change languages about every measure and I wouldn't be surprised if Patrice revealed it was Google translate.

It's Thanksgiving, and to show his festiveness, Patrice dresses up like a turkey and eats a turkey leg (cannibalism!) He also pops up really creepily during his cameo. Nicole enlightened us with a rap, and if that video taught me anything, I realized how thankful I was when it was over.

It's Thanksgiving, and to show his festiveness, Patrice dresses up like a turkey and eats a turkey leg (cannibalism!) He also pops up really creepily during his cameo. Nicole enlightened us with a rap, and if that video taught me anything, I realized how thankful I was when it was over.

We learned the holidays and the days of the week, so it only makes sense we learn our alphabet! ABCDEFG is the prequel to Chinese food, but it clearly beats the later. This is by far Patrice's creepiest role- and there were many! As "Mister Wilson" he tells AGold to "get in the van", takes her to a club and spikes her drink which causes her to have hallucinations about puppets (!). If that wasn't enough, he turns her crush into a plate of Chinese food which Alison then eats (more cannibalism!)...sigh — We learned the holidays and the days of the week, so it only makes sense we learn our alphabet! ABCDEFG is the prequel to Chinese food, but it clearly beats the later. This is by far Patrice's creepiest role- and there were many! As "Mister Wilson" he tells AGold to "get in the van", takes her to a club and spikes her drink which causes her to have hallucinations about puppets (!). If that wasn't enough, he turns her crush into a plate of Chinese food which Alison then eats (more cannibalism!)...sigh

We learned the holidays and the days of the week, so it only makes sense we learn our alphabet! ABCDEFG is the prequel to Chinese food, but it clearly beats the later. This is by far Patrice's creepiest role- and there were many! As "Mister Wilson" he tells AGold to "get in the van", takes her to a club and spikes her drink which causes her to have hallucinations about puppets (!). If that wasn't enough, he turns her crush into a plate of Chinese food which Alison then eats (more cannibalism!)...sigh

For obvious reasons...

For obvious reasons...

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