Although I don't really see it in this post, which I think is really funny and not bitter at all, I'm tired in general of guys complaining about the entire female gender being mean blind bitches for rejecting them.
Guys need to stop complaining about being friendzoned, it happens to girls too, everybody gets rejected from time to time, dudes should stop watching MLP and get real.

#2 Gosling kinda looks like Alec Baldwin here

2000s kid are in their early twenties now… this is more like a list for 10-14 year olds. Although this list is full of weird fails. For instance you can't be too young to discover Michael Jackson after his death if you were old enough in 2001 to remember 9/11 and be traumatized. And kids who liked Hilary Duff during the Lizzy McGuire era were too old to watch Hannah Montana when it started on Disney channel.
Don't worry 2000s kids, this is just a case of FAIL.

French people don't eat squirrel.