20 Dogs Who Just Want A Damn Job

The stages of unemployment.

1. Excited and Free

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What is this, grass? That's the stuff.

2. A Little Bored

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No more bones to pick, no more shoes to bury... what to do, what to do?

3. Uncertainty About Your Life Choices

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What was I thinking?

4. Start Applying Via The Vast Job-Wasteland Called the Internet

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And... Nada.

5. Flirt With Friends on LinkedIn

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And remind them when you met that one time in that bar.

6. Cry A Little

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Preferably on a phone interview with a potential employer.

7. Frustration

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Seriously? You're pulling that shit?

8. A Glimmer Of Hope

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Possibly, maybe... say what???

Renewed Self Confidence

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I just KNOW I'm the most adorable one for the job.

9. Interview Panic

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I just don't know what to do. I have those butterflies in my chest and I think I'm gonna puke on the carpet. And then eat it.

10. The Manic Follow-Up

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HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, just wanted to see if you'd made a decision. Just wanted to tell you I had a great time meeting you. Can I buy you coffee? A beer? HAHAHAHAHA I know, I'm perfect for it right?

11. Cry Some More

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Don't come near me.

12. Reexamine Your Potential

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Who do you want me to be?

13. Reconsider Your Priorities

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Maybe naps ARE a priority after all...

14. Refocus Efforts

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You have options.

15. Take A Breather and Gain Perspective

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Yes, I am pursuing that career path. Actively.

16. Become Sure Of Yourself

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I got this.

17. Find Your Purpose

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I am MEANT to guard. I am Vicious. I am Victorious.

18. Beg A Little

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I'll do anything for the Cheetos.

19. Have A Friend Come Through

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Really???

20. Get A Job Offer

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For shiz??