#7: you raise a good point. i would also like to add that homemade mayo is a whole new world of mayoey goodness. from the jar? pfft. i am so disappointed when i get a side of mayo from a restaurant and it’s the stuff from the jar. i mean, come on. it’s not that hard to make. DON’T BE LAZY, RESTAURANT.

unless BART has busses, i’m pretty sure that’s MUNI.

reason #16: it’s a lot easier to have two cats than two boyfriends. in my experience, at least.

someone should counter with a “you deserve castration” sign :)

i feel #9 sooo much. i’ve been asked a few times, “how do you know that you’re attracted to women if you’ve never had a girlfriend?” and my response is always something like, “well, i’ve never had a boyfriend either. does that mean i’m asexual?”