16 Signs That You're A Biology Major

We're all mad here.

1. You have/had a pet named after a famous scientist

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Whether it be a cat named Schrödinger, a dog named Pavlov, or a fish named Gregor Mendel (RIP), you've had an animal counterpart named after one of the great minds of the field.

2. "Science!"

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You hate it, you love it, you live it. This two syllable word has taken over your life and you're not afraid to admit it. Whether included into a full sentence, or simply proclaimed out of frustration/accomplishment, you find yourself using this word a lot.

3. You get a little too excited about dissections

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No, you're not a serial killer. It's just that cutting open a lifeless creature and meticulously examining each anatomical structure really presses your buttons.

4. "In the hood" has a completely different meaning

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There's always that one kid.

5. Having friends in other majors is extremely aggrivating

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Sociology IS NOT a science no matter how much they insist! They do NOT know your pain!

6. Physics is stupid

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So, what you're trying to say is that while I'm touching this desk I'm also NOT touching it?

7. Plants

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Learning about them is the worst, but you certainly have a newfound appreciation for them (mainly because you now slightly fear a plant revolution). Also, Plants vs Zombies seems about twenty times more appropriate to play.

8. You're probably going to die soon

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Between working with Ethidium Bromide, inhaling diethyl ether, and whatever else you spend 6+ hours a week with in lab, you're probably going to die from trying to cure the disease your researching. Oh, the Fe-ny.

9. You pretend to cook meth when you're in orgo lab

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Make ALL of the B.B. references!

10. You've had a foreign professor that pronounces things differently

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Is it eh-kin-o-derms or eh-kine-o-derms? Teelophase? Ass-eh-teel or ah-see-tell? Either way, foreign professors have the ability to make you question the English language, AND make you sound like a buffoon for the rest of your college career.

11. Reproduction by budding

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It will ALWAYS be funny.

12. You call things by their scientific name

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"Just taking the Canis lupus familiaris out for a walk!"

13. You get annoyed when people ask about med school

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People seem to forget that not every biology major wants to become a doctor. The field is massive and there are plenty of other paths! Even if you do want to go to med school, it's overwhelming to think about the future while you still have 3 more labs, pre-lab, book work, and lab notebooks to finish before noon.

14. You've had a few mad scientist-esque thoughts that make you doubt your sanity

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Photosynthetic humans? I don't hate it.

15. You constantly fantasize about switching majors and/or dropping out of school

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"Maybe I should be a history major, that seems like fun."

16. Your mental health is consistently under question.

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You don't sleep. Your exams aren't curved. You spend all day looking through microscopes, memorizing the specific functions of organelles, and learning functional groups. You're a little crazy, but that's the way you like it.