We’re too busy taking over the world to worry about this sh*t.
Didn’t think I’d be crying over a video of a pillow today, but here we are.
“Kick him in the nuts, call him a c*nt, and run!”
I’ve seen your naked body more times than I’ve seen my own.
“As a woman, I feel empowered knowing I can please myself whenever I please”
Wait, I thought the clitoris was inside?
“WE ARE NOT GETTING A DOG!”
I’M NOT CRYING… YOU’RE CRYING.
“The threat of unpredictability is the scariest part when something depressing happens to someone with depression.”
“I’m trapped in my own mind.”
MOM?!? How do I be an adult?
Who are you cuddling up with this season?
Why are we still whispering about vaginal sanitation?
I ain’t got time for $60 lingerie I’m only going to wear once!
Might as well be Peter Pan ‘cause you’re never gunna grow up!
It’s just grownup apple juice.
GOOD LUCK… No really, GOOD LUCK!