12 Reasons Why This Horse Is More Talented Than You.

He is probably cuter than you, too. Sorry 'bout it.

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He has more talent in his nose than you do with your fancy opposable thumbs.

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It's also a cuter nose than yours.

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He doesn't even try to eat his paint brush!

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But he does love to nom on some apples.

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He's not a smelly "want to look angsty, and underfed" artist.. He enjoys a nice bubble bath. (With help from his people friends, of course.)

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He's no one trick pony, he used to be a champion racer. When knee problems forced him to retire, he picked up painting like an old pro.

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Also, Metro Meteor is one of the snazziest horse names, ever.

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He paints with beautiful colors, and never paints awkward naked people. So no one will ever giggle when they see it in your living room.

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But really? Aren't they pretty?

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He sells them for hundreds of dollars, all across the country! That's just a little cooler than your mom keeping your middle school self portrait in that garage storage bin.

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He's also been featured on the news all over the country.

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His facial expressions are inspiring for human art.

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He uses his fame for good. He generously donates half of his proceeds to New Vocations , an adoption facility for ex-racehorses, like Metro. He just wants to help his horsey friends, ya know?

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Metro's obviously super popular on facebook, and you can always learn more about him on his website ! Try not to be too jealous of him.