22 Habits That Will Never Get You Laid

Sometimes a person’s worst c***block is themselves.

1. Over-excessive winking.

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When it comes to seduction, sometimes less is more.

2. Or the less commonly used, wink-point combo.

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Let’s call it the “Costanza Special.”

3. Coming on a little too strong.

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There’s a fine line between eagerness and desperation.

4. Or not strong enough.

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How…sweet?

5. Dropping the L word too soon.

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We’ve all been there.

6. Because sometimes honesty ISN’T always the best policy.

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7. In fact, the less your date knows, the better.

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It’s smarter to save those deep, dark secrets until after the honeymoon.

8. Developing “The Janice” laugh.

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9. Or the creepy Masuka giggle.

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Instant mood killer.

10. Ugly crying.

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11. Just please. Don’t.

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12. But if you must cry, at least own up to it.

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Temper tantrums only make things worse.

13. Menstrual talk of any kind.

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Note: using similes doesn’t make the process any cuter.

14. In fact, oversharing can be extremely dangerous at any age.

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Some things are just better left unsaid.

15. Baby talk.

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Do I really need to explain this one?

16. Talking to inanimate objects.

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Sorry, Wilson.

17. Or even just to yourself.

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We all do it, but save that shit for when you’re alone.

18. THIS:

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Being the worst person ever will definitely take a toll on your sex life.

19. Getting a little too caught up with your inner-geek.

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Role playing can be sexy. This is not.

20. The Carlton dance.

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The dancing. The sweater. I’m afraid it’s going to be one long, lonely winter, my friend.

21. Everything in this picture.

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Nope.

22. And, of course, any emission of foul odors.

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