she’s a vampire. that might also explain the roots, but mostly the NEVER AGING.

#5 NAILS IT PERFECTLY

when i first saw the trailer, i thought it looked pretty entertaining…and was actually surprised to see tyler perry’s name at the end. so maybe there’s hope for this movie not sucking.

you forgot step 1: cut a hole in your chest…

this is the most important post of all time.

i thought christians were supposed to believe the bible is the word of god. you’re saying people pick and choose. …oh. wait. that’s the WHOLE FUCKING PROBLEM. your asshole christians like this guy and the many others like him ignore that whole jesus part. actual christians? you don’t hear from them, because they’re too busy being decent people. but everyone picking and choosing needs to sit down and muzzle the hypocrisy.

he sounds like a rapist.

aww, look at those fancy computers with GUIs. you kids get off my lawn. ;p http://martinwarren.webs.com/IBM-PC-DOS-2.10_monochrome.jpg

this is sad. it really is.

they’d have to find a way to defend the ban constitutionally. doesn’t matter what the public thinks. but they’d have to do some major gymnastics to find a reason why this isn’t unconstitutional.