Science24 Academic Tweets That Will Make You Laugh And Then CryYou should totally read this instead of finishing the grant proposal that's due by midnight.By by Kelly OakesBuzzFeed Staff, UK Posted on November 27, 2015, 2:31 pmTwitterFacebookLink 1. Owl Meat @Owl_Meat Reason to do a PhD #19: woman having baby on plane "Is there a Dr on board" Me: yes lol *gets out laptop and loads up MATLAB* #phdchat 06:20 PM - 04 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Aim Sinpeng @aimsinpeng At a tech startup talk. This is what they say about working w academics @Worse_Reviewer @AcademicsSay 09:20 AM - 25 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay Deep down, academics want the same thing as everyone else: acceptance, with minor revisions. 11:59 PM - 12 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Academic Pain @AcademicPain Learning how to introduce yourself creatively at conferences. #phdchat 06:50 PM - 23 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. PHD Comics @PHDcomics Let's give proper credit. https://t.co/pY0fCVIsld 02:12 PM - 10 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. rogier kievit @rogierK Take your publishing sob stories and tell them to the first author of this paper https://t.co/kuBRSOmM10 08:22 PM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Marie Auger-Méthé @AugerMethe Reviews... Me: Here is a faster horse R1: You should have used my donkey R2: This is not a horse, it's a mule R3: I want a unicorn! 06:53 PM - 06 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ShitMyReviewersSay @YourPaperSucks “I understand Wikipedia is not the best source of information, however…based on the information from Wikipedia, your hypothesis breaks down" 07:20 PM - 22 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Academia Obscura @AcademiaObscura Reviewer 3, as portrayed by a dog. 08:50 AM - 06 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lars @LarsTheWanderer My Halloween costume this year is Sexy NASA Budget. It barely covers anything. 11:11 PM - 17 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. hapaxlegoman @HapaxLegoman impostor syndrome is real 12:23 PM - 20 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Tressie Mc @tressiemcphd There was a textbook rep at my door. She told me she was "waiting for the professor". I said, "okay!" And let her wait. At my office door. 07:44 PM - 11 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Academia Obscura @AcademiaObscura Oh you have a PhD, how nice. Just put your CV in this "collection box". 09:15 AM - 26 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ethicist For Hire @ethicistforhire New favorite footnote... 03:37 PM - 25 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. TheLitCritGuy @TheLitCritGuy When you ask a UK academic for their opinion on the governments Higher Education policies #phdchat 07:58 PM - 22 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay Meanwhile on Facebook... 02:18 AM - 01 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Academia Obscura @AcademiaObscura Academia is… 10:45 AM - 24 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Grad Girl Problems @gradgirlprobs Me in office hours today 07:26 PM - 20 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Drunk Grad Student @DrunkGrad I'd say this is about right. 10:43 PM - 20 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sam Kalidi @samkalidi When you have so much work to do but decide to take a nap instead. 08:31 PM - 03 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott Cop: Know why I stopped u? Scientist: No Cop: How much science u do tonite? Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat] Cop: Get out 10:03 PM - 04 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Shep @ErinSheppy12 I don't think the IRB would approve of your crap, sir. 💁🏻 @Grad_SchoolProb #gradschoolprobs #doyouevenresearch 03:04 AM - 02 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Katie Mack @AstroKatie Unsolicited advice for early career academics: Find meaningful things in your life that have permanence, because your job isn't that thing. 03:10 AM - 13 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ibid @ibid78 "Your résume says you spent 4 years in England. What were you doing?" *flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school." 03:34 AM - 18 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite