19 Gifts Only Science Geeks Will Fully Appreciate

Not everyone wants to wash their hands with brain soap.

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1. This periodic table chopping board.

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For chemists who like to cook... periodically.

2. A cross stitch microbe.

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Choose from many diseases, including classics like smallpox and cholera, or more everyday illnesses like the common cold.

3. Mini brain soaps.

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Perfect for the guest bathroom when your favourite neuroscientist is visiting.

4. A Wine-O-Saur.

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For when all those mass extinctions just become too much.

5. An astronomy-themed baby onesie.

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Get them started early.

6. A dopamine necklace.

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To let someone know how much your dopamine levels spike when you see them.

7. This double helix pendant.

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For the person who is the adenine to your thymine.

8. This gold-sprayed dinosaur planter.

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Don't question it. Just buy it.

9. This tiny microscope necklace.

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For looking at even tinier things.

10. This beautifully illustrated book of science and nature poetry.

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The individual poems are available as prints too.

11. This tiny terrarium on a keyring.

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Just pop it in shallow water once a month to keep it alive.

12. This t-shirt.

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Chemists <3 puns.

13. This caffeine mug.

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To fill with their favourite caffeine source.

14. This Einstein necklace.

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Show someone that you're on their wavelength.

15. This mantis shrimp necklace.

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Pack a powerful punch with this present.

16. This scientifically accurate poster.

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Beautiful and useful.

17. This bottle opener.

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Everything tastes better with pi.

18. These Hubble lollipops.

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They're out of this world.

19. This tote bag.

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If you can ignore the scientifically inaccurate representation of an atom, obvs.