21 Maths Jokes You’d Need To Be A Genius To Understand

I’d explain them, but there isn’t enough room in the margin.

1. What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

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Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

2. There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

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Those who know binary, those who don’t, and those that didn’t expect the joke to be in base 3.

3. Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

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Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

5. What’s purple and commutes?

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An Abelian grape.

7. What’s the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

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Person 1: Log cabin.
Person 2. No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!

8. What’s an anagram of Banach-Tarski?

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Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski.

9. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer and so on.

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After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, “you fellas ought to know your limits.”

10. A museum visitor was admiring a Tyrannosaurus fossil, and asked a nearby museum employee how old it was.

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“That skeleton’s sixty-five million and three years, two months and eighteen days old,” the employee replied. “How can you know it that well?” she asked. “Well, when I started working here, I asked a scientist the exact same question, and he said it was sixty-five million years old—and that was three years, two months and eighteen days ago.”

12. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a banana?

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|elephant|*|banana|*sin(theta)

13. Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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To get to the other–er…

14. Let epsilon be less than zero.

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16. How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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0.999999…

18. I was dating this topologist once, but we got into an argument over a coffee mug…

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It torus apart.

19. Why aren’t jokes in base 8 funny?

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Because 7 10 11.

20. What’s the difference between an introverted and extroverted mathematician?

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The extrovert looks at your shoes when she talks to you.

21. What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?

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Möbius Dick.

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