1. GATHER ROUND THEATER LOVERS, IT’S TONY AWARDS TIME! So pour yourself a stiff one, grab a bottle of wine and a 12 Pack of beer and get ready for the 2014 Tony Awards Drinking Game!
Step 1: Find A Friend With Cable.
2. Try not to spill your drink as you jump up and down during the opening number.
Anyone who spills a drink pounds a beer.
4. Whenever anyone makes a joke about unemployment, drink from the bottle.
5. Whenever a Broadway Legend strikes a pose, strike the same pose.
Last person to pose takes a shot!
7. When Audra does something badass, yell “BOOM, AUDRA!” and sip your drink.
8. Form a kick line for every dance reference.
Then take a sip of your neighbor’s drink.
9. When a Kennan-Bolger does something adorable, harmonize your beers.
10. Whenever Shakespeare is mentioned, ask your neighbor “WHAT IS YOUR PARENTAGE?!”
Whoever can’t respond with their favorite Shakespeare line takes a shot.
12. Whisper “It’s The Eye Of The Tiger” for every Rocky reference and take a drink.
13. For every Adele Dazeem joke, sing “Let It Go!”
And finish your drink.
17. Every time a celebrity does something ridiculous, shotgun a beer.
18. Whenever anyone calls the theater their home, whisper your debt Into your neighbor’s ear and sip your vodka soda.
20. Whenever the American Theatre Wing is mentioned, thank them and WATERFALL! YOU’RE AN ENSEMBLE!
21. Anytime anyone marches in place or waves a red flag, take three sips.
22. Anytime someone cries, toast them and finish your drink.
23. Take a selfie every time someone takes a selfie.
Then pour yourself a glass of wine. #TonyDrinkingGame
24. Anytime glitter or confetti happens, yell “YAAAS!”
And sip your drink.