A new kind of pickup artist is creeping on your wall and your OKCupid profile.
Carl, Shake, and Frylock answer all your sex questions.
How’s this for a ridiculous video game idea? Wii recently introduced a new video game, Enjoy Your Massage
, in which you, the player, perfect your massage skills by deftly scrolling over a female animae character’s exposed back. Each sexy, stressed-out lady’s back is helpfully divided into nine quadrants, each of which lights up when you “massage” that area with your strangely disembodied hands.
Have a fetish for a certain female stereotype? It’s probably present in this game, awaiting your nimble fingers.
Game-play itself is fairly innocent, punctuated only by small sighs of pleasure and affirmations of, “That feels good.” Unfortunately, as of yet, no “happy endings” here.
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