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kellis 
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I like to enjoy things. I avoid unpleasantness. I often stop to smell the flowers. Birds fascinate me, but are rather scary. My favorite color is life. I feel safer if there are guns in my house. I’ve been a kept woman most of my life. I don’t like too much conversation in the morning. I have , apparantly, a reputation for being both too controlling and not assertive enough. I suppose that means I’m passive aggressive. But I think I’m more direct than that.
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Response to MGMT Gets Pelted With Shoes Onstage:
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Response to 18 Photos Of Marilyn Monroe Partying:
The last image is heart wrenching….
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Response to Nicole Kidman Got A Sexy Makeover:
Are you sure it's not Jenny McCarthy?
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To say she is dumb as a brick is to insult bricks!
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Response to Yeah Patrick, you just want to quit and be…:
Goodness, what a mean thing to say. I am certain that it is not only celebs who post their feelings on twitter and I can only think that you must be pretty bitter to be so harsh. Are you pissed at your own daddy about somethin'?
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