(4)20 Things You'll Look At For Way Too Long Today

    If you're celebrating the holiday, that is. Hopefully you're not supposed to be doing anything right now.

    1. Optical Illusions

    2. The Mirror

    3. Your Soul

    4. Fractals

    5. The Ceiling

    6. The Inside of Your Sunglasses

    7. Your iTunes Visualizer

    8. Your Dog

    9. Your Oven

    10. Your Dog Staring at Your Oven

    11. This Menu

    12. Intellectually Stimulating Television

    13. The Direction Of That Sound You Think Might Be The Cops

    14. Your Video Game Collection

    15. This Picture

    16. The View

    17. That Text That You'll Forget To Respond To

    18. The Forehead Of An Authority Figure As You Attempt to Avoid Eye Contact

    19. Cats with Ties

    20. This Meme