4. When you run out of frosting and cookies at the same time.
6. When the screensaver hits the corner.
8. When your house isn’t haunted.
11. When you successfully pick out all the non-marshmallows.
- Protesters marched in Chicago for the second night in a row after the release of a video showing the police shooting of black teen Laquan McDonald. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›