2.
The dictionary according to Dennis Duffy.
3.
Liz's very relatable hairstyle:
4.
Bev's troubled backstory:
6.
Tracy's perspective on self-respect:
8.
Liz's makeup struggle:
9.
The classic spit-take, with a twist:
10.
Kenneth's recipe for successful television:
11.
This "joke" Jack made:
13.
Colleen's views on promiscuity:
14.
And her demands before her death:
15.
And, of course, her legacy after:
17.
His struggle was ongoing, really:
18.
Tracy's valid observation:
22.
This definition of erotica:
23.
This breach of trust:
24.
And this fairytale ending:
26.
This level of patriotism:
27.
Liz's views on men and women in the dating world:
28.
The most infallible gay scale:
29.
Second only to this one, maybe:
30.
The ultimate display of faith:
32.
Toofer's stroke of magical, mathematical genius:
33.
Jenna's personal tragedy:
35.
Kaylie's quick decline to tooldom:
36.
Cooter's unfortunate fate:
37.
Liz's reaction to life's big moments:
38.
And her sordid college past:
39.
This "joke" haha I'm not crying YOU'RE CRYING: