You bundle of funny fun! You’re a jack of all trades, from being a master of mimicry on “SNL” to an all-around charmer on the silver screen, and you’re just as strong a leading lady as you are a quirky best friend. And despite your extreme hotness, you’re still relatable, down-to-earth, and universally adored.
You’re a well-spoken pistol who pushes the boundaries. Your humor is often controversial, but your quick wit and sharp tongue make it difficult for anyone to go toe-to-toe with you in a debate. Also, alcohol. Alcohol always.
You’re a fearless comedic innovator and a badass with a colorful vocabulary. From religion to sexism, no topic is off the table for you, and that’s what makes your comedy hilariously dark. You’re a master of deadpan one-liners, and no one can ever accuse you of playing it safe.
You’re one of the only comedians out there who can make political funny. You don’t mince words, and you’re sharp as a tack. You’re a standup guru, a humanitarian, and somehow manage to tackle serious social issues while keeping your material light, hilarious, and on the nose.
You’re a comedy icon. From TV to movies, and even a brief stint on “SNL,” you’ve done it all. You’re cool and approachable, and obviously hilarious, and somehow also down-to-earth. You make over-the-top characters relatable, and in your limited down time, you’re an avid environmentalist. You’re just the best.
You’re the voice of your generation. Or at least a voice. Of a generation. You’re a badass who’s all about ladies embracing their bodies, chicks helping chicks, and the power of a strong Twitter presence. You’re earnestly quirky, personally political, and as apt at writing an essay as you are at penning a TV season.
You’re as kind as you are funny — and you’re the tops when it comes to funny. You manage to poke fun lovingly, be a perfect prankster, and diffuse conflict gracefully while still standing your ground. You’re pretty much the best.
On TV, you’re the queen of keeping hot messes hot, and in real life, you’re the queen of general hotness everywhere. You’re a master of the selfie, a lover of cable TV, and an overall badass who’s fantastically vocal about the importance of women loving themselves and their bodies. You are the coolest.
You are so awesome, words can barely describe. You’re a writer, a producer, a humanitarian, and, oh yeah, A COMEDIC GENIUS. From imitating Christopher Walken on “SNL” to making Leslie Knope the world’s most beloved and relatable feminist, you’re everyone’s favorite person. Plus, everyone wants to party with you, ‘cause you are obviously the most fun ever at parties.
You rock it all. From physical comedy to impeccable comedic timing, you’re the master of all. You’re an “SNL” legend, and “Bridesmaids” rocked the foundations of the Earth. And you can play anyone; you’re a veritable chameleon. It also doesn’t hurt that you’re charming and approachable.
You are the definition of cool. You’re sexy, funny, confident, and you can kick anyone’s ass at “Halo.” It also doesn’t hurt that you can do anything, from voiceover to talk show hosting to podcasting to writing. Your wit is razor sharp, your eloquence is unmatched, and you’re without a doubt an absolute blast to get drunk with.
You are the queen of turning awkward into awesome. From being the first female head writer of “SNL” to creating Liz Lemon, the spirit animal of women everywhere, you are a tried and true feminist. You are also, obviously, usually the smartest person in the room, and always the funniest. You’re legendary, and an all-around badass.