Promoted
Promoted

What It’s Like To Live With Chronic Cupcake-Needing Syndrome

This is a made-up thing that’s 100% real.

2. Some people daydream of absolute physical perfection.

3. And we with CCNS do as well. In our way.

4. We, too, enjoy many of the same things others enjoy, like popular movies.

Warner Bros. / Via wowreactions.tumblr.com

5. But we see things through a different, more delicious lens.

Warner Bros. / Via wisdonien.tumblr.com

6. However, we do feel that when anyone, fictional or real, is faced with choosing between someone who bakes and someone who doesn’t bake…

Lionsgate Entertainment / Via thehungergames.wikia.com

7. You choose the one who bakes EVERY TIME.

Lionsgate Entertainment / Via rebloggy.com

8. We, like most people, long for love.

HBO / Via giphy.com

9. Warm, delicious, sugary, cake-based love.

 

10. And we can also be very idealistic. Few of us will scoff at the idea of love at first sight.

20th Century Fox / Via midnightinparis.tumblr.com

11. We experience it every time we walk into a bakery.

You had me at “hello,” as long as you’re a cupcake.

12. And we enjoy a good romantic gesture.

Act 111 Communications / Via sunny95.com

13. Like, for instance, when you reveal yourself to be a cupcake instead of a person.

Gregg Araki / Via wifflegif.com

14. We also love our friends, and value likeminded people who share our interests.

NBC / Via motivators.tv

15. Interests, for instance, like cupcakes.

16. We advocate for innovation in all aspects of life.

17. But secretly feel that humanity peaked with the cupcake sandwich.

18. We can make jokes, we are absolutely jokers.

19. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE FUNNIER THAN CUPCAKE HUMOR?

 

Q: What did the stoned cupcake say to his friend?
A: I’m so BAKED right now!
(LOOOOOL)

20. We struggle with the difficulties and setbacks of everyday life, just like the average person.

21. Though ours are usually focused on our conflicting need for cupcakes and the struggle to resist them.

Because the human body can only handle so much sugar, or so our doctors tell us.

22. We know the value of a dollar, and enjoy a good bargain as much as the next person.

Red Granite Pictures / Via cockbarf.tumblr.com

23. Especially WHEN IT COMES TO BIGGER CUPCAKES.

24. We long for the same freedom in life as those who are not afflicted with CCNS.

25. We just tend to call that “freedom” a “sugar rush.”

ABC / Via giphy.com

SUGAR MAKES YOU FEEL EVERYTHING AND NOTHING.

26. So please remember: Those of us living with CCNS have dreams and aspirations, just like everyone else.

But ours are largely frosting-based.

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

 
 
    Hot Buzz

    What’s The Most Feminist Disney Moment Ever?

    collection

    What’s The Most Annoying Misconception About Southerners?

    collection
    Now Buzzing