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    We Need To Talk About Dark Swan On "Once Upon A Time"

    Those eyebrows.

    We all remember what happened in the Season 4 Once Upon A Time finale.

    It's still too soon to talk about it. We don't have to talk about it.

    JK, we're going to talk all about it, and what we know about Dark Swan so far.

    Like Normal Emma, she's into leather. Unlike Normal Emma, Dark Swan isn't into just leather jackets. She's into full-body leather.

    She seems to have very low standards when it comes to acceptable bedding.

    But really high standards when it comes to lipstick.

    Her statement ring game is on point.

    And so is her boot game. Let's please all behold these high-heeled, thigh-high leather boots Dark Swan is rocking.

    Her dagger looks darker than Rumple's, maybe because she's more evil? Maybe because she kills more people? MAYBE IT'S JUST THE LIGHTING?

    Homegirl is a RULE BREAKER because she is standing on the counter of Granny's Diner, and nobody messes with Granny.

    She's only a monster on the inside. Cut her some slack.

    Actually give her NO slack because when she crushes hearts, the dust TURNS TO DIAMONDS. YES, DIAMONDS.

    She seems to be a fan of the up-do, every glimpse we've had of her so far has been of her rocking the up-do. It is, possibly, because she's too busy crushing hearts to get a blow-out.

    Her smile is terrifying. It isn't even a smile, it's like a slightly excited grimace. It's awful.

    She has that trademark Dark One sparkle, but one thing is very different from past Dark Ones...

    ...And that would be her eyebrows. They are bleached and already iconic.

    We're ready for you, Dark Swan. We're ready for you and your power brows.